While walking down the street I happened to see something in the distance. As I came closer I realized it was a cake. The most delicious looking cake Id'e ever seen! But what if it has poison, or knives, or pop up jokers, or even . . . CHOCOLATE???!!!!!!!!! But this doesn't belong to me! It might  be someones birthday party. But if it was I would have stolen the present by now. And if it was  a wedding i would have crashed it by now. Perhaps it is nothing but a cake. Perhaps its just a tasteless poison. I'll take the risk. *MMPPHHHHH* Tasty but ... so tasty... one more... Then the lights went out.